Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Pea Salad in a Hurry

Two of us went to the grocery and we, collectively and individually, forgot to get the lettuce.  It's been in the eighties here--WE WANT COLD SALAD!

And, you know, golly-gosh forbid that we should make a special trip to get some. Them mules will only hitch up to the buckboard a certain number of times a week. Them mules is unionized.

ANYWAY, I had some canned peas, and I had some old church recipe books, and I had my imagination, so I made this salad. If you don't eat meat, or specifically don't eat pork, leave the bacon bits out or substitute fake ones made from turkey or chemistry or something.
I was supposed to use frozen peas and cubes of cheddar cheese, but I had canned peas and Velveeta, so I went full-bore '50s Midwestern on it's ass. Peas, cubed cheese, bacon bits, onion powder, and Ranch dressing. I think it would have been even better with chopped hard-boiled egg, but I was in a hurry.

We both liked it, and it hit the spot that wanted some cold salad in it.

Today is grocery day, and what do you bet we remember the lettuce?

Today is also the last Tuesday of May, so it's the last Tuesday this year I'll write and post a free short story at my blog. Today's is "The Dessert that Failed".

Marian Allen, Author Lady
Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Lazybutt Pizzanated Cauliflower #Vegetarian could be #Vegan

This isn't cauliflower pizza: You don't make a "crust" out of cauliflower that you've thised and thated. This is honest-to-pete lazybutt cooking.

Yeah. So, cut the core and leaves from a head of cauliflower. John the Baptist it (put the head on a plate) and cover it with a bowl. Microwave it for 6 minutes on high. Let it cool under that bowl.

Cut off some florets and cut them in half or into slices. Put them, cut side down, onto a greased baking sheet. Spoon pizza sauce over them and put on whatever toppings you want. We used olives and cheese (would have used vegan cheese, if we could get it back here in gawd's cuhntry).

Bake until the cheese melts. If the cauliflower has been refrigerated, head the florets up before you top them and bake them.

Dang good!

I'm still doing Story A Day May, so there's a new story on my blog, as there is every day in May.

Marian Allen, Author Lady
Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Vegan Deliciousness

So, this happened:
I put some baby carrots and celery and onion powder ('cause I didn't have any onions) and vegetable bouillon in the Instant Pot and cooked 'em for about 15 minutes. Meanwhile, I tossed Brussels sprout halves in olive oil and seasoned salt and roasted them at 425 until they browned up.

Was it good? I'll say! Would have been better with some sweet onions, but you can't have everything. Well, you can, but I couldn't, 'cause I didn't.

I'm posting a Story A Day May story at my blog today called "Chocolate."

Marian Allen, Author Lady
Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

A Springtime Feast #Vegetarian Could Be #Vegan

The only thing that makes this non-vegan is the lumps of feta cheese on it, and those could be replaced by a vegan cheese, or just left off.

That's baked sweet potato and pan-roasted asparagus spears topped with toasted almonds and lumps of feta cheese. That's vegan margarine melting on the sweet potatoes.

Um, yum!

I'm doing Story A Day May again this year, and today's story is about The Strangest Food You've Ever Eaten.

Marian Allen, Author Lady
Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes