Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Corn Bread Salad

Is that all you ladies got? You THROUGH with corn bread? I thought this was a SLAP-DOWN!

This is one I got from a friend, and it's the only thing made with Miracle Whip that I'll eat on purpose.

  • Jiffy cornbread or home-made sweet cornbread, cooled and crumbled
  • onion, chopped
  • celery, chopped
  • tomato, chopped
  • sweet pickle, chopped
  • Miracle Whip and pickle juice, enough to moisten salad
Mix and hide, or other people will eat it.

Just had a really nasty idea for a murder involving cornbread, but I can't post it because it's really easy and really ugly and I have a responsibility to the public to keep such ideas to myself. Lucky for my enemies that I'm so saintly. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

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