Saturday, February 18, 2012

Until Then...

I've been away, Dear Readers, did you notice? My husband has had all kinds of health problems over the past three years - kidney failure, heart trouble, and now an operation for Crohn's disease that has had him in the hospital twice in the past month.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but my family situation has become such that I fear it is necessary for me to take a leave of absence from Fatal Foodies until this situation resolves itself. I will miss all of my Foodies colleagues, but I shall be a faithful follower of this blog until the day comes I can return. My sixth Alafair Tucker Mystery, The Wrong Hill to Die On, is due out in October, and I hope I will have rejoined the cyberworld by then.

Many thanks to Gayle and the gang, and to you, Dear Reader, for letting me share my love of food and mysteries with you. So until we meet again, I hope you follow Julia Child's philosophy of life: Use the finest ingredients you can find, love the heck out of what you eat, and be happy.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Veggie Pizza

Many, many moons ago, I worked in a law firm where we'd sometimes have "snack day." Most people would bring snacks into one of the conference rooms, and we would wander in and out of the snack room all day. It was a little like Thanksgiving Day, but it was with people you work with, you tried not to get caught socializing too much, you still had to get your work done, and there were no parades or football. Come to think of it, it was more like just having food at work. But, I digress.

One woman used to bring a veggie pizza every snack day, and I loved it. Here's the recipe:

Veggie Pizza

Place two cans of crescent rolls on a cookie sheet and press seams together. Bake 10 minutes at 400 degrees or until golden. Cool.

Mix 2 8-ounce packages of cream cheese, 1 package of dry Hidden Valley Ranch Salad Dressing, and 2/3 cup Miracle Whip Salad Dressing until smooth. Spread on cooled crust. Chop any combo of fresh veggies (she usually used broccoli and cauliflower) and sprinkle on crust. Sprinkle with cheese.

Yum.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!



Is chia the new acai? For a couple of years, it seemed that acai was the new little power-packed wonder food. Now, I am hearing all sorts of things about chia seeds. Turns out these tiny little morsels are packed with omega-3 fatty acids. Yes, I'm talking about the seeds that come with a Chia Pet. Who knew?

I'm thinking about getting some chia seeds to blend into a smoothie, sprinkle over a salad or stir into soup. My only fear is that, while I increase my omega-3 intake, I migth someday sprout little, green, leafy sprigs from every pore!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Not As Seen On TV

So I'm in the drug store, and I see this product for perfect boiled eggs without the hassle of peeling. I've torn up more eggs than a fox in the hen house, so I'm all over that product.

Here's the box, being all about how wonderful it is. Perfect! Eggs! Every! Time!



Okay, you assemble the product (never a good step, when cooking is involved), crack open an egg and pour it in through a little hole in the top. Are you thinking, "Recipe for broken yolks"? 'Cause it was. Then you screw in the plug (another phrase you probably don't want to hear in cookery).

And here's the product in use. At least one of the capsules leaked. If what you want is fluffy boiled egg-white foam that collapses into yuck when removed from the heat, this product is for you!



And here's the end result. If your idea of a perfect boiled egg is a thing that looks like a prosthetic device for making Conehead puppets, then I have a whole box of molds for you.



Highly recommended under, as comedian Tom Lehrer used to say, under a somewhat bizarre set of circumstances. Otherwise, not.

Marian Allen
Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes

Friday, February 10, 2012

Valentine's Day for Two

Last week was all about Valentine's Day for the children. Today it's about a romantic dinner for two.

Better Homes & Gardens Magazine has a slideshow of twenty-five desserts for two (complete with recipes) like the individual brownie trifle pictured. Click on the link above to check them out.

Busy Cooks has complete menus available at their site, including a Make Ahead Valentine's Menu, an Indulgent Valentine's Day Menu, and and Inexpensive Valentine's Day Menu. They even have an Easy Crock Pot Valentine's Day Dinner! You guys should know by now, I like my crock pot. ;-)

Rachel Ray has a selection of romantic dinners, which includes appetizers, entrees, desserts, and drinks.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Hummus on the Hoof

Originally, "on the hoof" meant "a live animal". If you paid a rancher X dollars for Y pounds of meat, you needed to know if that was Y pounds after it was dressed out or Y pounds while it was still alive, with all its inedible bits still on and adding to the weight.

It has come to mean "without preparation", as in, "I forgot I had to do an oral book report today, so I just got up and did it on the hoof."

In the case of the title of this post, it means.... Well, here's a recipe for hummus, given to me by writer friend T. Lee Harris:

Garlic Lovers' Hummus
By T. Lee Harris
  • 2 C. (One 15oz can) chick peas, drained
  • 3 cloves garlic, crushed (Less or more to taste)
  • 3 Tbsp. (Approx.) tahini, (sesame paste) *
  • Juice of 1 lemon
  • 1/2 tsp. oregano
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp. olive oil
  • Salt and Pepper to taste
Put chick peas, garlic, herbs and olive oil in food processor and pulse
to make a paste. Add lemon juice and process thoroughly until smooth.
Add more lemon juice a little at a time if the mixture is too dry. When
it's well mixed and smooth, add a little of the tahini at a time until
the hummus thickens to the desired texture. Add salt and pepper to
taste. Place in a bowl, garnish with chopped onion, chive, cilantro or
the like and you're ready to go.

* Tahini = 4 parts sesame seeds to 1/4-1/2 part sesame oil
(scant 3 Tbs sesame seeds + 1 tsp sesame oil = approximately 3 Tbs)

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I didn't have any tahini and I didn't have a lemon, but I had half a lime. I also have sage growing right outside my back door, and I like it, too. I'm not madly keen about hummus, on the whole, to tell you the truth, but we do like chick peas. So this is what I did:

Hummus On The Hoof
By Miss Lazybutt
  • 1 can chick peas, drained
  • 1 cup frozen spinach, defrosted and squozerized squishened water pressed out of it
  • 1 teaspoon or so of garlic-infused olive oil
  • dash of sesame oil
  • juice of half a lime
  • fresh sage leaves or dried sage
  • salt and pepper to taste
Heat the oils. Put everything but the lime juice into the pan and stir until everything is coated with oil and hot. Put into a bowl and dress with lime juice and salt and pepper.